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Cards Against Simpsons™ (1072 Playing Cards)
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Please be aware of cheap knock offs with mistakes & printing errors throughout the game. (This is the full and original 1072 Cards Sealed Box Version).
Modelled on “Card Games Against Humanity,” this is the card game for you and your friends, and all the more fun if you’re a fan of Homer and Marge and the rest of the crew. Don’t worry, the game is not complicated and not too many rules to worry about.
So this is how you play:
- There are 1072 playing cards in total. 353 light blue cards and 719 white cards. That’s easy right?
- Each round, one player reads from a blue card and everyone, in turn, answers with their funniest white card. That’s why there are more white cards than blue cards, so you can choose the funniest and most fitting.
- And they’re very rude. For instance, a blue card might read: “Dear Lisa, as I write this our President has been overthrown and replaced by _____________?”
- And the answer might be: “A semen filled doughnut.”
“Cards Against Simpsons” is all about using rude and offensive Simpson-style humor to make you and your friends roll about laughing. But choose your friends well and leave out your mother-in-law this time for a great, entertaining game.
On second thoughts…
Homer’s motto of “…you tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is never try,” doesn’t work here. We’ve come up with a funny, Simpson-theme gem of a game and if we’re talking about success, we’ve hit the jackpot.
So, find the love of the game like Mrs. Krabappel found with Ned Flanders. It’s laughter of a life time and with 1072 possible hoots, the games will never get stale. Laughter is the goal here. It doesn’t really matter how you trigger it. Get your friends together, and win some new ones, (you’re taking a risk here) with this rude and rowdy card game full of Simpson humor and comedy.
Not for the easily offended and sensitive. Unlike most party games you've played, Cards Against Simpsons™ is as despicable and as awkward as you and your friends.
Delivery Options within Malta
🚚 Tracked Shipping (Mon - Sat): Orders made before 12:00 PM will be shipped out on the same business day. Orders made after 12:00 PM will have shipping scheduled for the next business day. Please allow 1-3 business days for your order to arrive. Orders above €50 are eligible for free tracked shipping.
⚡ Express Delivery (1-2 Hours): Are you in a rush? We also offer express delivery within mainland Malta for orders submitted during opening hours. You can choose this option during the checkout process.
Deliveries to Gozo
🚚 All orders made to Gozo will be handled by third-party shipping partners and therefore do not fall in the same categories as above. Please allow 1-3 business days for your order to arrive.
Shipping to Europe
📦 Standard Tracked Delivery: 7-20 Days
⚠️ Non-EU States: You may be charged customs duty & processing fees upon receipt of your item, please check with your country's specific regulations.
Rest of the World
🌐 We also ship to countries outside of Europe. Kindly send an e-mail to contact@flutisat.com and a custom quote will be provided to you according to your location and product.
Note: Products that are preordered or backordered will not be delivered on the date of order, but will instead be shipped according to the stipulated release date.